Alright Chaps, my names Dan Ruscoe and I’ve got a sherbet flavoured rabbit with gerbil sized bollocks. I come from a small island on Stanley park lake, I got to the mainland on the back of a porcupine with a snorkel, it was one of them hybrid snorkupines, it wasn’t a comfy ride as they've not yet created a seat that cant be penetrated by the snorkupines spines.
I predict that in the future someone will eventually make a cloth that’s comfy yet un-penetratable by a snorkupines spines, it would most likely be made with some kind of leather or denim.
its quite possible that just after this cloth is created snorkupines will have evolved to the point where they don’t need spines as they'll be so advanced that they can wear boxing gloves and fight man on man to resolve their issues with dirty dingo's, getting into a boxing ring may prove difficult though as the breathing apparatus on their backs is heavy and their legs are only small. I suppose you could make a ring that’s on ground level but it would probably be difficult to see from the back row, I’m sure don king prawn will get something sorted though.
come to think of it, would he get involved with out of sea activities such as outback boxing, I’m not sure if prawns have got the lungs to get that far in land, maybe some kind of man made river could be constructed to carry masses of prawns up to the arena, but they may fear the fact that prawn poachers would lurk near there with tightly woven prawn nets waiting for schools of them to arrive on big fight night.
there's quite a big demand for prawns in Australia as prawns on toast is the national dish, in the thick of winter its been known for the aussies to have a national bread shortage due to the demand of toast, even the gluten free mini loaf being hard to come by, the price of a loaf can rise by almost 235% though the 5 pack of imported English muffins stay reasonably priced and is often used as a replacement.
I like muffins, I like muffins with cheese, why there isn’t a pre cheesed muffin on the market I will never understand, I think they'd sell quite well, I once had some muffins with apple and cinnamon, they were really nice, would have been ruined by cheese though if you ask me so pre cheesed apple and cinnamon wouldn’t sell.

Anyway, that's me... Hit me up! x

Welcome

ruscoe u clown!

trance energy soon pal

woooah

I know yeah... Less than two weeks now! Are you gonna take in all the Dutch culture on offer again as we did for Full on Ferry or do I hear rumours of you possibly being under the thumb since the other day??

are u having a laugh

i can see red lights allready

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Welcome to the forum

that is just riddiculous!! ...did i see you there joc?...how the devil are you my love?....trance energy my arse...im doing the pub quiz in the squirell!!...you dont know what your missin!!

Ruscoe this is hamilton cork and i want to publish your opening piece! it was simply divine

haha Genius!

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